aesop sysop

missense frameshift
goldilocks

cross-eyed bear
mutates in a forest
no one is around
to hear

porridge spills into
the hard drive
of fisher stevens
sending the entire world
back to the set
of short circuit 2

wolf blows down
a house made of amazon links
and howls an auto-tuned
yelp, the pigs are following
him on twitter
(amino acid deletion)

fetal DNA crosses
placental barrier to
maternal bloodstream and
many miles away in a
cottage on the shore of a
dark scottish lake some
guy beats off to "adult baby"
videos

tortoise decapitates hare
boy cries wolf and it too
is auto-tuned
ke$ha climbs to the surface
of a dark scottish lake

ribosomal RNA defects
now available on iTunes
not available in HD
in all areas

not by the keratin-deficiency
disorder on my chinny chin
chin
buy it now
poly-A tail

calendar

on the day of my death
i will gather my statistics exams
i will determine my bacon-erdos number
i will add up everything
i will bleed out slowly in the bathtub

on the day after that
i will get some milk, some eggs
i will draw my invisible pictures
i will wear my gossamer lab coat
i will clean up all the blood

the following weekend
i will drive my mirage to the lake
i will scream at the top of my ghost lung
i will weep silently into the crust
i will try to get my act together

eventually
i will check into purgatory

island warp

island warp
i feel your comments
i understand your place in this earth
i feel your soul returning to god
i woke up under a tree
i noticed the next day nobody was at the waterfall
i felt my face falling off
i stuck a branch into my exposed sinus
i grew leaves out of my orbital cavities
i knelt and prayed to a false idol
i drank from a carton
i felt great
i felt you
island warp

you're my best friend

you're my best friend
your my best friend is me
my my best friend is you
you, you are the best friend of me
you are my best friend is what
you would say to me
me, i am your my best friend
friend and friend
hand in hand we are each others'
my best friends
you are
i am

murder me with a socket wrench