callous paws

hot bags
pulsing waist

cursed tree

it's a party
gather stones
shoot everyone

shooter
hot shot
pulse face

wicked apostrophe
sister sledge
rosebud

callous paws
eat a donut
for god

Winder

Winder
Damner
Facer

Winder

Bleeder
Pauper
Heller
Winder
Winder

Cutter
Cheater
Damner
Fucker

Fucker
Winder

he is not just a sandwich (remastered)

A double steak
Hot to do

Feast
Feast
Feast
He is not just a sandwich

26

bleeding out
on the stairs
of a yarn factory

mimicking death
as the sky
burns at halftime

tiled faces
gleaming softly
in the return line

gliding down
from sugar towers
light stops blinking

aftermath

Who Am Legend?

You am legend

he is not just a sandwich

jovial slugfest
thinner below
empty solarium
miracle grow

feast
he is not just a sandwich
do declare
x marks digestive tract
feast
feast

miracle

Lung Control (Super)

popcorn lung
super control
america core
major kresch
series forms
serious bro
popcorn X
super control
arcadiopolis
metro ganache
panform plane
cosine fluid
tangent prostate
super probate
control top
lung spread
popcorn death
lung control
super control

super control

fiber gales

Tumescent
Blows the wind
Invaluable baubles
Original sin
Giant crevasse
Ginger Lynn
Cold and swarthy
Blows the wind

Shredded tunics
Gave us hope
Snuff your sparkle
Here's a rope
Indelible dirt
Predictable soap
Watson and Crick
Gave us hope

Alleviate
Uncoiling strands
Boiling sweat
From distaff lands
I already told you
Wash your hands
Striking writers
Uncoiling strands

gravitas

As we looked
We faced the shore
Albemarle
Gravitas

When we part
I'll stab your soul
Gramercy
Albacore

A musty book
A plaintive dart
Albermart
Grazeltov

Grover curl
A shirt is world
Albamail
Grazmercore

As whirl lurk
Were forced their shart
Erbemerr
Gremerrkerrt

Whern wer durr
Fur errl ter gerr
Gregerbermer
Erlmerderner

Gerr
Err

time hat (reprise)

Let me get my
time hat
Let me
Let me get my time hat

Time hat (4x)

Time

(c) 2007 Length-Based Haberdashery Musics. All rights reserved.

time hat

Let me put on
my time hat
Please wait
in the foyer
in the pool of blood
Please stand by
Let me put on
my time hat
Let me see
Please stop touching everything
Please keep your hands inside
the car
Let me adjust my brain
Let me put on
my time hat
Time
Hat

starch magnet

Starch magnet
Will we see
The fruits of our
Rigidity

Starch magnet
Illest beats
Issue from your
Mandibles

Starch magnet
Let us prey
Minds are weak
Malleable

Starch magnet
Coaxial dawn
Unnatural warmth
Virility

Starch magnet
We built this
God damn forest
Live in it

man dead

1

Man dead
Lashed by trees
Treed by dogs
Dogged by lashes
Man dead

2

Man alive
Flux variance
Syntax audience
Xanax resonance
Man alive

3

Man overboard
Throw the donut
Lower the weapon
Present with symptom
Man overboard

4

Man down
Cream of sadness
Malt-o-therapy
Divorce flakes
Man down

5

Man dead
Level clear
Checking memory card
Please re-insert controller
Man dead

whimsical landmines

Whimsical landmines
Whistlin' pricks
Tra la la
Get fucked asshole

Dry Sockets

Mining pathos
From saccharine ore
I find you contentious
Lying in the bloody street
Packed with gauze
Mining sympathy
From violent ore
Vaseline on the lens
Camphor dollop
Cracked lips
Mining tears
From bone-dry sockets
Mathematics
Playing Operation
Touching the sides on purpose
Mining schadenfreude
From small talk ore
Here's that nameplate
Here's a pile of organs
Here you go
Wang

Subtle Pants; Microtones

Subtle pants
Microtones

The Ballad of Mike Jones (A Differential Diagnosis in AB Minor)

Mike Jones
Face dysplasia
Mike Jones
Prolapsed eye
Mike Jones
Anus clenching
Mike Jones
Triple vision
Mike Jones
Tub of wood
Mike Jones
Land sandwich
Mike Jones
Carbonated skin
Mike Jones
Clearly Canadian
Mike Jones
Feathered scrotum
Mike Jones
Crush syndrome
Mike Jones
Whale attorney
Mike Jones
Gibbon toucher
Mike Jones
Sympathy brew
Mike Jones
Chaka Khan
Mike Jones
Wild and free
Mike Jones
Quelle apathy

notes on exciting new taste combinations

brie on ritz
plus
gin and tonic
equals
blueberry
muffin

On Contracting Hemorrhagic Fever The Day After Christmas

Dry tree
Black blood
Gift wrap
Agony

tranny sundays

Tranny sundays
Me and Jack Flack
Out on the interstate
High fives and wonder
It was getting late

Tranny sundays
A case of cold reason
A jug of memories
Time slipped away
It was getting old

Tranny sundays
Down in the park
Only handjobs
We learned a lot that summer
It was time to go

It Is Brain

Brain
It is brain

Milk

Brain

Wood

Wood
It

B

MMMM
B

rain

It milk
It wood

Would
Brain?

It is
Milk
Mmmm
Brain
Milk
Would
Julep
Force
Gminski
Wood

Brain milk

Maximum

A small horn grows
In the field
In the canopy of death
In your wildest errors
A maximum

When we reached the end
Of the terrible trek
Sighs were heavy
Welded, ugly vaults
A maximum

The perils of time
The time of your space
The space of your life
Your life is in peril
A maximum

The salt has rotted
The metal clean through
Oxidation state
Electron acceptor
A maximum

Moles upon moles
Days upon eons
Sex upon stairs
Swimming in afterbirth
A maximum

A flying piano
A hint of breakdown
A fretless apocalypse
A stop-loss frenzy
A maximum

captain wizard

captain wizard
stands alone
nothing will
contain him

captain wizard
fights you hard
fights you in
toronto

captain wizard
wailin fierce
shredding hard
for jesus

captain wizard
what is wrong
with a little
captain wizard

def winds

Hark
Gather ye bros while ye may
A def wind blows
Bros
Hark
Come round my place
Have a weiner
It's gettin cold out there
And mighty awesome
In here
Thus blows
The callous breeze
Through haunted nasal passages
With burly symphonies
A breakdown
Of glacial proportions
While your viscera
Dance before your eyes
Surprise
A def wind
Blows
So gather round
Pour a cup of larceny
Savor what you've done
And weep indefinitely
Blow
Def
Finitely

rocking too hard

rocking too hard --
doing business with ghosts
paving your dreams
with sweat and cocaine
taking ghosts to the minimall
under cover of night
to shop at the dollar store
tying scarves to the
proverbial microphone pole
under a hair cover
signing ghostly autographs
at the virgin autoplex
carving symbols of virility
into your face
under cover of drugs
under cover of dreams
ghostly fills
shadowy licks
wailing, hardcore wraiths
look:
you can live the dream, kid
the ghosts are real
if you rock too hard