worst boner ever

I

Eight is enough
Just the ten of us
Eight is enough
Nine and a half weeks

II

The cold
Cpl Damon Buntling
Reaches for his gun
It's empty
It's there
The cold
Damon

III

Justified
And ancient
Top 40
Sing it honey
Breaking glow sticks
On the dance floor
Anciently
Presciently
Totally

IV

China is here
Mr Burton

V

Dam burst
Veins swell
Coprophagia
Nightmare living hell
Sign my cast
Touch my face
Worst touch ever
Please